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Vanderbilt lands Utah transfer QB Nate Johnson

We have a quarterback.

Reports: Vanderbilt to hire New Mexico State OC Tim Beck

No, not THAT Tim Beck.

Vanderbilt releases 2024 football schedule

There’s, uh, a change to the nonconference schedule.

BJ Anderson accused of biting a bouncer in the ass

Well, this is too funny not to share.

Today’s Portalities: Will Sheppard, Savion Riley exit stage right

Well, one of these was surprising.

London Humphreys enters the transfer portal, too

I picked a bad week to give up amphetamines.

Jayden McGowan, Walter Taylor to the transfer portal

All three quarterbacks who attempted a pass in 2023 are in the portal!

Vanderbilt football shakes up coaching staff

Joey Lynch will not be retained, Nick Howell demoted.

MTSU DL Zaylin Wood commits to Vanderbilt

Finally! Good news from the portal!

AJ Swann enters the transfer portal

This is fine.

Ken Seals enters the transfer portal

Not really much of a surprise here.

Vanderbilt Football 2024 Scholarship Chart

This will be updated.

Stream of Consciousness Final Thoughts on 2023


Game 12: Commodores at Volunteers


Saturday Predictions: Vanderbilt at Tennessee

Well, it finally ends.

The pitchforks are starting to come out

Things tend to get bad when you lose nine games in a row.

The Statistical: South Carolina

This is definitely a low point.

“He gave us a chance to punt”

Oh. My. God.

Game 11: Commodores at Gamecocks

It’s almost over.

Saturday Predictions: Vanderbilt at South Carolina

Game Penises.

Game 10: Tigers at Commodores

Have fun, expect to win.

Saturday Predictions: Auburn at Vanderbilt

What will the Hired Auburn Man do?

The quarterback carousel will continue until morale improves


Game 9: Commodores at Rebels

Have fun, expect to win.

Saturday Predictions: Vanderbilt at Ole Miss

Do our writers think we’ll win? Or even keep it close?

Auburn game set for 3 PM kickoff

Of course.

The Statistical: Georgia

Well, at least the team’s not packing it in.

Game 8: Bulldogs at Commodores

Let’s see if we get lit on fire again!

Game 7: Commodores at Gators

Have fun, expect to win.

Saturday Predictions: Vanderbilt at Florida

Can Vanderbilt at least cover?

Georgia game to be televised on CBS

Uhhhh... really?

Game 6: Tigers at Commodores

Have fun, expect to win.