Tom's picks against the spread.
Oh yeah, it’s rivalry week.
It’s SoCon Saturday!
THESE ARE ALL GOING TO BE WRONG
The mediocrity... continues.
Things continue to suck.
SO MUCH WINNING
The totals are getting me.
I told y’all the winning would end.
The winning will end soon.
The winning will stop at some point.
Hey, actual decent games!
WELL HERE WE GO AGAIN
Remember: if you gamble based on this article, you’re an idiot.
All right, last week of the season.
Yep, still due for a terrible week.
We seem to be due for a really bad week.
Finally, a not terrible week.
It continues to be very, very bad.
Oh, it’s bad, all right.
Oh yeah, last week was great.
If this keeps up, we may have to rename the column.
Totals? Good week. Spreads? Eh, not so much.
I picked up a bad week to give up sniffing glue.
Time to lose money again!
I guess I should continue doing this?
The picks you never wanted.
Back from the week off to lose you some money again.
The gambling advice, it is mediocre.
Bad Gambling Advice had a very Bad Gambling Advice week.
Yep, we’re back for another year of losing, folks.
Oh, look. A 2-12 week.