Week Four Football Mail Bag: Call For Submissions

From a defensive standpoint, that first half could not have gone worse. Still, I only counted one poor throw from freshman wunderkind QB A.J. Swann, which would be a harbinger of the absolute offensive joy of the 2nd half.

I mean, sweet Jebus this play. Sweet Jebus.

Dores beat the Husky Boys 38-28 (not far off from my 34-24 prediction). Beyond that, it looks like we’ve got a whale of a quarterback for the next few years. Current high school WRs, take note.

It will be a few weeks before we’ll even have a chance in a game, so soak it in.

Anyway, it’s time to open up the mail bag.

Here are the rules of the mail bag:

1. This is a football mailbag, so limit your questions to Vanderbilt football, SEC football, former Big XII football apostate schools, college football, “feetball,” the former Vanderbilt commercial with all the feet in it, and/or Rex Ryan.
2. Post your questions in the comments below today and tomorrow (I will normally post the calls for submissions as reminders on Sunday each week).
3. I will collate the best of said questions in the comments, and cull ones that deal with the same topic (so we don’t have to repeat ourselves multiple times weekly). Then, all Anchor of Gold writers will get the opportunity to chime in. The answers will usually be published on Thursday or Friday.
4. All Anchor of Gold community guidelines apply to the questions. Our basic rule is “don’t be the worst.” Chuggers fans violate this like it’s their birth right.
5. Jeff Green travelled.

...and that’s it.

*Note: Questions about other SEC football teams are welcome, too. We just won’t know as much about them, and will likely respond with juvenile, biased trash talk.