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What’s Everyone Doing on their Last Saturday Before College Football Season?

One more week before our Saturdays become spoken for.

Vanderbilt v Florida
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With one week before the Gridiron Dores check in to the White Lotus and face off against the Rainbow Warriors and/or finally scatter the ashes of Stifler’s grandmom (9:30pm CT on CBS Sports Network), I just realized this is likely the last Saturday that’s not already spoken for pretty much the rest of the year.

No fewer than two weeks ago, it barely registered that I was in the same month as the start of college feetball. Now? I’m doing all I can not to crawl up the walls in adrenaline-spiked anticipation.

I know, it’s weird for me, too. I don’t exactly expect Year Two of the regime of The New Bald Coach to be all that better than Year One’s repeated kick to the genitals, and yet... I still want it?

In my need for both competition and schadenfreude, I found myself searching Youtube for twin comedians Randy and Jason Sklar to scratch that particular competi-freude itch.

How about you? What are you doing in your last week of “what the hell am I supposed to do with my Saturdays?”

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