The French’s Mustard throwing, Daddy hat and fur coat wearing, umpire f-bomb dropping, buttchugging, Tony “The Calf” Vitello douche cannoe-ing, Wigsphere living, mullet-luging, every single ball and strike complaining, illegal bat using, angry old man pitching coach having, “Best Team of All Time” went down 7-3 to the University of Notre Dame, and are officially eliminated from the NCAA Tournament.
...and it couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of folks.
You know you’re a special type of asshole when quite literally everyone else is rooting for the Catholics.
Our long national nightmare is over. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance. Throw your celebratory ChuggerFreude French’s mustard and shake Djibouti.
(and we honor it with its traditional song per Parlagi)https://t.co/jrnGgRIUYc— Andrew VU '04 (@AndrewVU041) June 12, 2022
Can’t remember who tweeted this but I saved the photo for just this moment: pic.twitter.com/UKWxwLp7Dt— Trey Bland (@treybland0911) June 12, 2022
Hit me with that hot new song, Said Xamar Qoodh!