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Letters... we get letters... we get sacks and sacks of letters...
Well, that was soul-deadening. Here are the highlights from the ETSU game:
ETSU is beating us. They are also bigger than us. But don’t worry, they are also more talented.
— Andrew VU '04 (@AndrewVU041) September 5, 2021
At halftime, Clark Lea takes back everyone's numbers.
— Andrew VU '04 (@AndrewVU041) September 5, 2021
8:42 3rd
— Beat ETSU (@anchorofgold) September 5, 2021
ETSU 13
Vandy 3 pic.twitter.com/AeKQmcmsil
Tfw you got a $12 million buyout for leaving the program in this state pic.twitter.com/d0u9dE50F0
— Beat ETSU (@anchorofgold) September 5, 2021
What's more infuriating?
— Andrew VU '04 (@AndrewVU041) September 5, 2021
Not even mad about that Keystone Kopps-ing by Seals.
— Andrew VU '04 (@AndrewVU041) September 5, 2021
Just dead inside. https://t.co/T30cp0JxWO
— Women's bowling school (@anchorofgold) September 5, 2021
So those free refill soda stations going to add a bleach fountain?
— Andrew VU '04 (@AndrewVU041) September 5, 2021
Anyway, I assume you have questions.
Here are the rules of the mail bag:
- This is a football mailbag, so limit your questions to Vanderbilt football, SEC football, former Big XII football apostate schools, college football, “feetball,” the former Vanderbilt commercial with all the feet in it, and/or Rex Ryan.
- Post your questions in the comments below today and tomorrow (I will normally post the calls for submissions as reminders on Sunday each week). Just post them in the body of the comment, with the subject line: “Question for the mail bag.”
- I will collate the best of said emails/questions in the comments, and cull ones that deal with the same topic (so we don’t have to repeat ourselves multiple times weekly). Then, all Anchor of Gold writers will get the opportunity to chime in. The answers will be published on Thursday or Friday.
- All Anchor of Gold community guidelines apply to the questions. Our basic rule is “don’t be the worst.” Chuggers fans violate this like it’s their birth right.
- Jeff Green travelled.
...and that’s it.
*Note: Questions about other SEC football teams are welcome, too. We just won’t know as much about them, and will likely respond with juvenile, biased trash talk.
I will do this weekly as long as the questions keep coming in. If they dry up, no post. I’m not mad, just disappointed.