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Friday Game Thread: Game 1 vs. The South Cackalacky Game Penises

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Kumar Rocker is on the mound with his craver case of nasty sliders. He’ll have to serve them up to perhaps the best power hitter in college baseball in Wes “Used to be Mel” Clarke.

College World Series - Vanderbilt v Michigan - Game Two Photo by Peter Aiken/Getty Images

On the Mound

Friday @ 6:30pm CT on SECN+

#80 Vanderbilt Jr. RHP Kumar “White Castle” Rocker (4-0; 0.00 ERA)

vs. #34 Game Penis RS Jr. RHP Thomas “Jamie” Farr (2-0; 1.54 ERA)

Lineups

Vanderbilt Commodores

1 lf 3 Cooper Davis L .229

2 ss 9 Carter Young B .356

3 dh 16 Jack Bulger R .244

4 1b 25 Parker Noland L .345

5 rf 8 Isaiah Thomas R .321

6 c 5 CJ Rodriguez R .259

7 2b 6 Tate Kolwyck R .245

8 cf 51 Enrique Bradfield Jr L .326

9 3b 99 Jayson Gonzalez R .372

10 p 80 Kumar Rocker R -

South Cackalacky Game Penises

1 2b 3 Braylen Wimmer R .370

2 cf 33 Brady Allen R .339

3 lf 12 Josiah Sightler L .375

4 dh 28 Wes Clarke R .382

5 rf 11 Andrew Eyster R .305

6 1b 26 David Mendham L .255

7 3b 8 Jeff Heinrich R .300

8 c 10 Colin Burgess R .226

9 ss 6 George Callil R .240

10 p 34 Thomas Farr R -

See you in the comments.