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9/5 Dores in the Pros MLB Game Thread

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At this point, I’m mostly doing this to know what date it is so I don’t drink expired milk.

Atlanta Braves v Boston Red Sox Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images

Today’s Featured Games

Washington Gnats vs. Atlanta Braves—6:10pm CT MLB.TV

The Barves won game one 7-1 and the Gnats won game two 10-9. Dansby went 2-4 with a R and 3 RBI (2 of which coming from a dinger) in game one, and 0-3 with a BB and a R in the game two loss.

Other Games Featuring Former Dores

San Diego Padres vs. Oakland Athletics—3:10pm CT FS1

The out of quarantine A’s were trolley stomped by Preller’s All-Traded-For Superteam of Friars from the place that’s German for a whale’s vagina. Kemp seems to have been completely replaced by La Stella (boo), but Mike Minor got in for an inning of relief on this one. It... did not go well, as he gave up two solo shots.

Cin City Reds vs. Pittsburgh Pirates—6:05pm MLB.TV

Reynolds went 0-3 with a R and a BB in game 1 (a 4-2 Reds win) and 1-3 in game 2 (a 4-3 Buccos win). A combined 1-6 did not help on his quest to once again summit the Mendoza line. Casali went 0-2 in game 1, and did not play in game 2 because catcher’s knees.

Arizona D-Bags vs. San Fransisky Garlic Fries—8:15pm CT MLB.TV

D-Bags won 6-5. Yaz went 1-3 with a BB.