Today’s Featured Games
Atlanta Barves vs. Washington Gnats—5:05pm CT FS1
I just want to point out that the Barves would not be in 1st place had the Phillies realized you might want to staff a bullpen with actual major leaguers this year. Anywho... Barves won 7-6 last night, as Dansby went 2-4 with an RBI 2B.
Other Games Featuring Former Dores
Pittsburgh Pirates vs. Kansas City Royales With Cheese—7:05pm MLB.TV
Pitching match-up is Steven Brault vs. Kris Bubic. Even their parents haven’t heard of them. Covid-MLB: Catch the fever!
Oakland Athletics vs. The Walker Texas Rangers—7:05pm CT MLB.TV
A’s beat the Bangers 3-1 last night, and now get to play the worse Texas team. Kemp got in late as a defensive replacement.
Cin City Reds vs. The St. Lunatics—7:15pm CT MLB.TV
Gray took the loss yesterday to the Cubbies. His Cy Young campaign is deader than Jo Jorgensen’s 2020 campaign for president.
*Note: I bet more of you had heard of her than of Steven Brault or Kris Bubic, though.
San Fransisky Garlic Fries vs. San Diego German for a Whale’s Vagina Friars—8:10pm CT MLB Network
Friars beat the Fries 6-1. Yaz went 0-4 with 3 Ks. Oof.