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9/11 Dores in the Pros MLB Game Thread

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Probably not the day to point out that I didn’t forget to do an MLB game thread. Anyway... no Vanderbilt pitchers on the mound, so let your lady friend watch Dansby by herself in the tub with candles and wine, I guess.

College World Series - Michigan v Vanderbilt - Game Three Photo by Peter Aiken/Getty Images

Today’s Featured Games

Atlanta Barves vs. Washington Gnats—5:05pm CT FS1

I just want to point out that the Barves would not be in 1st place had the Phillies realized you might want to staff a bullpen with actual major leaguers this year. Anywho... Barves won 7-6 last night, as Dansby went 2-4 with an RBI 2B.

Other Games Featuring Former Dores

Pittsburgh Pirates vs. Kansas City Royales With Cheese—7:05pm MLB.TV

Pitching match-up is Steven Brault vs. Kris Bubic. Even their parents haven’t heard of them. Covid-MLB: Catch the fever!

Oakland Athletics vs. The Walker Texas Rangers—7:05pm CT MLB.TV

A’s beat the Bangers 3-1 last night, and now get to play the worse Texas team. Kemp got in late as a defensive replacement.

Cin City Reds vs. The St. Lunatics—7:15pm CT MLB.TV

Gray took the loss yesterday to the Cubbies. His Cy Young campaign is deader than Jo Jorgensen’s 2020 campaign for president.

*Note: I bet more of you had heard of her than of Steven Brault or Kris Bubic, though.

San Fransisky Garlic Fries vs. San Diego German for a Whale’s Vagina Friars—8:10pm CT MLB Network

Friars beat the Fries 6-1. Yaz went 0-4 with 3 Ks. Oof.