Before we recap, let’s remind you of the type of heat we bring to Top Chef in the comments:

Every week my wife tells me to flip over to Bravo at 8:58.

Every week I see the tail end of Real Housewives, and wonder what is wrong with America.

Of course I’m over-simplifying. It’s a comment thread and I’m an idiot.

Posted by Tom Stephenson on May 21, 2020 | 6:59 PM reply unrec (4)

Haha, yep.

And every commercial is for yeast infection cream or depression.

Bring back the Vanderbunt. Hire Nadia Harvin. Jeff Green travelled.

Posted by Andrew VU ‘04 on May 21, 2020 | 7:02 PM up reply recs (3)

...and...

Pastry

Scary

Posted by lsmsrbls on May 21, 2020 | 7:09 PM reply rec flag

Pies in the shape of g-g-g-g-g-g-ghosts?!

Bring back the Vanderbunt. Hire Nadia Harvin. Jeff Green travelled.

Posted by Andrew VU ‘04 on May 21, 2020 | 7:10 PM up reply

Quick Recap:

Who won?

I don’t remember.

Who gone?

I don’t think Pink Hair Karen can pull this off.

Bring back the Vanderbunt. Hire Nadia Harvin. Jeff Green travelled.

Posted by Andrew VU ‘04 on May 21, 2020 | 7:29 PM reply

I’m telling myself you’re referring to a bowl of Crunch Berries and some toast

Nothing will convince me otherwise.

Posted by parlagi on May 21, 2020 | 7:37 PM up reply rec flag

Bring back the Vanderbunt. Hire Nadia Harvin. Jeff Green travelled.

Posted by Andrew VU ‘04 on May 21, 2020 | 7:45 PM up reply

You called it.

Posted by lsmsrbls on May 21, 2020 | 7:59 PM up reply unrec (1)

Aye.

Got to know what your equipment does.

Bring back the Vanderbunt. Hire Nadia Harvin. Jeff Green travelled.

Posted by Andrew VU ‘04 on May 21, 2020 | 8:00 PM up reply recs (1)

It’s always awkward when your equipment doesn’t perform like you expect

Posted by DoreonthePlains on May 21, 2020 | 8:02 PM up reply rec (1) flag

Will tonight be the night when Malarkey’s punch-face is finally sent home?

See you in the comments.