Anyone else finding that the lack of human interaction/sports has them yelling out loud at their TV during cooking show competitions?
In week one, Moustache Joe went down when he stupidly listened to Brian’s Malarkey about making a clam and uni pizza (or something similarly disgusting) on a beach open flame grill. I don’t remember who won and neither do you.
Week two saw the defeat of Angelo Sosa, who made some sort of sweet coconut broth with a raw tuna penis lying on top of it (or at least that’s the impression the judges seemed to have of his food). On the plus side, Kevin Gillespie impressed the judges with his balls and took home the victory.
What will happen in week three?
Will Nini Nguyen make more groan-inducing puns like her “Masa Ball Soup” (soup made with Masa flour), and be applauded for her crimes against humanity? Will Jaime Lynch’s neck tattoos spawn much needed face tattoo babies? Will Stephanie Cmar finally get another vowel for her last name? Will this week mark the demise of Malarkey, or is Joe Biden going to have to wrap a 6 foot length of pool chain around his fist and meet him in the parking lot of a Delaware neighborhood pool?
Discuss in the comments.
These are the only sports we have left. Let’s fucking do this, AoG.