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Vanderbilt 2020 Football Mail Bag #14: Call For Submissions

Last feetball mail bag of the season? I don’t know... kind of depends on how much potential buttchugger schadenfreude we have to discuss. Certainly the last one for 2020.

By Andrew VU '04
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Letters... we get letters... we get sacks and sacks of letters...

Well our new Bald-Head Coach’s defense got smoked by the chicken farmers at Clempson, but if you think that tells us anything about him, you must not know that College Feetball is Bammer and Clemson in one tier; an empty chasm in tier 2; an Ohio State University, Oklahoma, Georgia, Florida, and LSU in tier 3; and Notre Dame is in tier 4 with USC, Pedo State, Oregon, Wisconsin, Michigan, whichever is the 2nd best Big XII team in any given year, etc.

Us? We’re in whatever tier Kansas is in—just a notch above Cal Tech and the Sweet Briar Vixens.

I may be forgetting some schools in some of those tiers, but the point is, since the BCS era, it’s been Bammer and Clemson... and everyone else. We all know it.

Either way, I assume you have questions.

Here are the rules of the mail bag:

  1. This is a football mailbag, so limit your questions to Vanderbilt football, SEC football, college football, “feetball,” the former Vanderbilt commercial with all the feet in it, and/or Rex Ryan.
  2. Send your questions to andrewvu04@gmail.com by Monday or Tuesday (I will post the calls for submissions as reminders on Sunday or Monday each week). You may also post your questions here in the comments. Just post them in the body of the comment, with the subject line: “Question for the mail bag.”
  3. I will collate the best of said emails/questions in the comments, and cull ones that deal with the same topic (so we don’t have to repeat ourselves multiple times weekly). Then, all Anchor of Gold writers will get the opportunity to chime in. The answers will be published on Thursday or Friday.
  4. All Anchor of Gold community guidelines apply to the questions. Our basic rule is “don’t be the worst.” Chuggers fans violate this like it’s their birth right.
  5. Jeff Green travelled.

...and that’s it.

*Note: Questions about other SEC football teams are welcome, too. We just won’t know as much about them, and will likely respond with juvenile, biased trash talk.

I will do this weekly as long as the questions keep coming in. If they dry up, no post. I’m not mad, just disappointed.

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