Letters... we get letters... we get sacks and sacks of letters...
That Ole Piss game was about as brutal as the time Deuce McCallister ran for eleventy billion yards on us and beat us 73-0 or some such nonsense. We’re 0-4, and on track to go 0-10 and face the University of Kansas Les Miles-erables in the My Pillow Pan-Defeateds Bowl in Hell. I have to assume you’ve got a ton of questions based on what you’ve seen from the Dores and around the league these first six weeks.
Let’s check the Het-O-Meter:
I don’t know what I expected.
Anyway, I bet you’ve got questions.
Here are the rules of the mail bag:
- This is a football mailbag, so limit your questions to Vanderbilt football, SEC football, college football, “feetball,” the former Vanderbilt commercial with all the feet in it, and/or Rex Ryan.
- Send your questions to email@example.com by Monday or Tuesday (I will post the calls for submissions as reminders on Sunday or Monday each week). You may also post your questions here in the comments. Just post them in the body of the comment, with the subject line: “Question for the mail bag.”
- I will collate the best of said emails/questions in the comments, and cull ones that deal with the same topic (so we don’t have to repeat ourselves multiple times weekly). Then, all Anchor of Gold writers will get the opportunity to chime in. The answers will be published on Thursday or Friday.
- All Anchor of Gold community guidelines apply to the questions. Our basic rule is “don’t be the worst.” Chuggers fans violate this like it’s their birth right.
- Jeff Green travelled.
...and that’s it.
*Note: Questions about other SEC football teams are welcome, too. We just won’t know as much about them, and will likely respond with juvenile, biased trash talk.
I will do this weekly as long as the questions keep coming in. If they dry up, no post. I’m not mad, just disappointed.