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After a bludgeoning by Ole Kiffin, how wet are our hets?

South Carolina v Vanderbilt
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Well... I don’t know what I expected. The Oracle of Het-Phi has spoken. We’re going 0-10 this year, unless we don’t play all the games. Root for 0-9 and not having to play the make-up game with Missourah (spits).

On second thought, root for that game to happen. If we’re going to pull an 0-fer, we might as well go down swinging.

Then schedule Kansas in a battle of the pan-defeateds, as there are no barriers to bowl game entry this year. Play it in hell.