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Vanderbilt Football Mail Bag #3: Call For Submissions

Send VANDERBILT and/or SEC FOOTBALL questions to

Vanderbilt v Purdue
Deep thoughts with Derek Mason.
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Letters... we get letters... we get sacks and sacks of letters...

We did not lose last week. This has been “6 Word Novels/Rose Colored Glasses with Andrew VU ‘04.”

There will be no more of that, as this week, LSU comes to town for a cocktail brunch that’s going to be way more Bloody than Mary. They have the same size, speed, and defense they always do, but this year’s Bayou Bengals decided to try one of them new fangled offenses out, too. This will be... suboptimal for the Dores.

On the plus side, we now sell the booze-a-hol in The Dud, and those rum-pickled Boudreauxs and Thibodeauxs will drown their livers like they’re giving themselves a Trial by Ordeal to determine if their organs are witches. They will drink off their Alex to spite their Box. As such, they will fund enough baseball scholarships to ensure the Corbs Dynasty never stops rolling! My advice: open the stadium gates early and close them late.

Ha! I was wrong. I could find some more rose-color for these Commodore aviators.

Now for our weekly dose of Chugger-based schadenfreude:

...have to assume there will be questions about that, as well.

Here are the rules of the mailbag:

  1. This is a football mailbag, so limit your questions to Vanderbilt football, SEC football, college football, “feetball,” the former Vanderbilt commercial with all the feet in it, and/or Rex Ryan.
  2. Send your questions to by Tuesday (I will post the calls for submissions as reminders on Sunday or Monday each week). You may also post your questions here in the comments. Just post them in the body of the comment, with the subject line: “Question for the mail bag.”
  3. I will collate the best of said emails/questions in the comments, and cull ones that deal with the same topic (so we don’t have to repeat ourselves multiple times weekly). Then, all Anchor of Gold writers will get the opportunity to chime in. The answers will be published on Thursday or Friday.
  4. All Anchor of Gold community guidelines apply to the questions. Our basic rule is “don’t be the worst.” Chuggers fans violate this like it’s their birth right.
  5. Jeff Green travelled.

...and that’s it.

*Note: Questions about other SEC football teams are welcome, too. We just won’t know as much about them, and will likely respond with juvenile, biased trash talk.

I will do this weekly as long as the questions keep coming in. If they dry up, no post. I’m not mad, just disappointed.