On the Mound

Vanderbilt So. RHP Mason “The Stonecutter” Hickman (8-0, 2.08 ERA)

vs.

Michigan Jr. RHP Karl “Fargo Villain” Kauffmann (12-6, 2.75 ERA)

I fully expect Michigan to go with Kauffmann, relieve him with Criswell, and cross their fingers that they don’t have to go to the pen again. Similarly—though Vanderbilt does have more bullpen depth than Michigan—we would very much like tonight to be Hickman and Brown only.

Let’s to get to Kauffmann early and change those plans.

Our lefty heavy lineup should be the wood chipper that has taken out many a Fargo Villain before him.

Last night, Kumar Rocker and his dominant 11 K performance took us to White Castle. Tonight, Mason “The Stonecutter” Hickman brings his bricks and mortar to TD Ameritrade to wall up the Wolverines alive like a team of drunken Fortunatos.

Time to reclaim what is rightfully ours.

(please and thank you)