Full recap here:
Sorry, that is only one part of the recap. That was too dirty. Let’s clean it up, Del. The rest of the recap can be found here:
...and for no reason other than awesome-diddly-doo-dilly-diddly:
...and then for a nice come down:
All three of their mascots (Eagle, Tiger, and Can of Skoal) feel pain. Especially Can of Skoal, who can be found crying outside of every southern fraternity house ever.