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Hide the children: these people are visiting the Hawk for three games starting tonight at 6:
Florida Man arrested for shoving woman out of the way to get to egg rolls https://t.co/XSSXonnm1B pic.twitter.com/5sR70WlMqN
— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) March 20, 2019
Florida man birthday challenge: Florida man thought he stole opioids, got laxatives instead https://t.co/dxE835aWhr pic.twitter.com/7ERj2s2Vj9
— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) March 21, 2019
Naked Florida man discovered eating ramen in restaurant, as police searched for a different burglar that ate chicken wings. https://t.co/jJtcRtI9W9 pic.twitter.com/HtSjUgAr23
— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) March 21, 2019
Florida Man accused of using police databases as a personal dating service. https://t.co/gLgJEhbBqO pic.twitter.com/FRxiBbw6BR
— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) March 13, 2019
If you were looking for a preview of the baseball stuff, well, that guy is on vacation this week so you get... this. Anyway there are three games this weekend. Really two, because Thursday isn’t the weekend.