Letters... we get letters... we get sacks and sacks of letters...
I decided to give you guys
Columbus Day nee Indigenous People’s Day off, as per federal law. Today, we reflect upon the UNLV Massacre (The Het Wettening II), and summon the anger of a thousand suns. You know it’s coming. I know it’s coming. Hell, our twitter account is now called “Pitchfork of Gold.” Now... on my signal, unleash hell (or 800 versions of the same question about why Mason still has a job as a head coach).
Obviously there will be no Chugger Schadenfreude this week.
I leave you with this:
gotta love https://t.co/Z18fXh8VxH thinking Kirby Smart’s seat is hotter than Derek Mason’s— pitchfork of gold (@anchorofgold) October 14, 2019
Here are the rules of the mailbag:
- This is a football mailbag, so limit your questions to Vanderbilt football, SEC football, college football, “feetball,” the former Vanderbilt commercial with all the feet in it, and/or Rex Ryan.
- Send your questions to firstname.lastname@example.org by Tuesday (I will post the calls for submissions as reminders on Sunday or Monday each week). You may also post your questions here in the comments. Just post them in the body of the comment, with the subject line: “Question for the mail bag.”
- I will collate the best of said emails/questions in the comments, and cull ones that deal with the same topic (so we don’t have to repeat ourselves multiple times weekly). Then, all Anchor of Gold writers will get the opportunity to chime in. The answers will be published on Thursday or Friday.
- All Anchor of Gold community guidelines apply to the questions. Our basic rule is “don’t be the worst.” Chuggers fans violate this like it’s their birth right.
- Jeff Green travelled.
...and that’s it.
*Note: Questions about other SEC football teams are welcome, too. We just won’t know as much about them, and will likely respond with juvenile, biased trash talk.
I will do this weekly as long as the questions keep coming in. If they dry up, no post. I’m not mad, just disappointed.