South Carolina’s football players look forward to the "Cock Drill" because it’s a chance for Gamecocks teammate to hammer each other.

Source:
http://www.thestate.com/sports/college/university-of-south-carolina/usc-football/article166214327.html

h/t to long lost former STS legend DrB for showing me this one.

It's not from a Clemson fan site either. This is from an actual newspaper, the state newspaper. I don't even know what to say. This is a self-own of massive proportions. It's not even along the lines of their own self-referential jokes.

That's it y'all. We've got the all-time winner of the phrasing hall-of-fame. Pack it in, there's no way any of us will ever beat this one. There's a gaping chasm that exists between this and whatever second place entry you may have. Yes, VU04, even the hilarious play call, "OH! HE POUNDED THE A-GAP AND GOT SMELLEY!"

There's nothing more to say. This thread is now about how best to get real tailgating at Vandy games.