Last night, we rode the perfectly cromulent pitching of Mad Dog Raby (and totally not cromulent pitching of the bullpen, who tried in vain to lose the game) and offense of Jason “The Rain” Delay and Julian “Chinfante” Infante to a 7-6 game one victory.
Tonight, there is an extraordinarily rare game 2 Ace-Off between Kyle Wright and Clarke “Schmitt’s Gay” Schmidt.
See you in the comments.