Former Vanderbilt head coach Robbie Caldwell wins a national title

Yes, folks, there is a Vanderbilt connection to the national championship game, and I don’t mean this...

Clemson lost to Pitt. Pitt lost to Virginia Tech. Virginia Tech lost to a team that will not be named at a NASCAR track. Said nameless team lost to Vanderbilt.

Yes, I only needed three games for Vanderbilt to beat the national champs via the transitive property. But also, there’s the small matter of Clemson’s offensive line coach...

That’s right. Former Vanderbilt head football coach and turkey inseminator extraordinaire Robbie Caldwell, who went 2-10 in his one year as head coach of the Commodores, will get a national championship ring. And just what are you doing with your life, Derek Mason?