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Former Vanderbilt QB Jordan Rodgers Wins ABC's The Bachelorette

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OH GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST TYPED THAT SENTENCE

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Former Vanderbilt quarterback Jordan Rodgers is, apparently, the winning contestant on ABC's The Bachelorette, which I can't confirm for sure because I don't watch that crap but you just know fans of other SEC schools are about to start telling you that this is Vanderbilt's biggest win ever.

Except for the 2012 Music City Bowl win over NC State, and the 2012 win over Tennessee that mercifully euthanized Derek Dooley, I guess.  Both of which also involved Jordan Rodgers.

I'm also being told Jordan proposed to "JoJo" on national television, which, sure, why not, that's better than proposing on the jumbotron at Dudley Field I guess.

I can't do this.  No, I don't care about The Bachelorette and neither should you.  Here, just watch a damn highlight tape of him being Vanderbilt's quarterback so we can all remind ourselves why I am writing a post about the damn Bachelorette.

Yeah, that's it. All right, teenage girls who actually watched this, have at it in the comments.