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Whether you're overlooked college pitcher/lawn care specialist Freddie Prinze Jr., a pair of man-sized shoulders who has tricked Hollywood into thinking she's pretty for over a decade now, or a cancelled NBC superhero flop, the wood bat Cape Cod Summer League is for you.
Jessica Biel (pictured).
Or, you know, if you just happen to live there and would like to watch some of your favorite Vanderbilt Commodores a few more times this summer.
Either way, here's where our select freshmen and sophomores will be learning the difference between wood and metal:
Brewster Whitecaps
RHP Jordan Sheffield
C Karl Ellison
Cotuit Kettleers
RHP Kyle Wright
OF Jeren Kendall
Orleans Firebirds
LHP John Kilichowski
OF Bryan Reynolds
Yarmouth-Dennis Red Sox
LHP Ben Bowden
3B Will Toffey
Bourne Braves
C Jason Delay
As always, go Kettleers!