I know I don't have to tell you that Bryan Reynolds, John Norwood, and Rhett Wiseman have been tearing the cover off the ball, or that Tyler Ferguson and Hayden Stone flat-out saved our asses this weekend...
...but as Secretary of the Interior Not Sure said in his address to Congress in the seminal documentary about America's future - Mike Judge's 2006 film Idiocracy:
"There was a time when reading wasn't just for fags. And neither was writing. People wrote books and movies. Movies with stories... that made you care about whose ass it was and why it was farting. And I believe that time can come again!"
Well, this is like that, but with math... err... or rudimentary statistics I used to do as a small child.
NCAA Tournament Stats
Dansby Swanson:
1-4, 2 R, 1 RBI, 1 BB, 1 2B (Regional Game 1 v. Xavier)
1-5, 2 R, 1 K, 1 2B, 1 E (Regional Game 2 v. Oregon)
2-4, 1 RBI, 1 K, 1 2B, 1 CS (Regional Game 3 v. Oregon)
1-3, 2 R, 1 BB, 1 K, 1 SH (Super Regional Game 1 v. Stanford)
1-5, 2 R, 3 K, 1 E (Super Regional Game 2 v. Stanford)
2-4, 3 R, 2 BB, 1 K, 1 SB, 2 E (Super Regional Game 3 v. Stanford)
Tournament - .320/.414/.440
Bryan Reynolds:
2-4, 2 RBI, 1 2B, 1 SF (Regional Game 1 v. Xavier)
3-5, 1 R, 2 RBI, 1 2B (Regional Game 2 v. Oregon)
0-4, 1 RBI, 2 K, 1 SB (Regional Game 3 v. Oregon)
4-4, 3 R, 2 RBI, 1 BB (Super Regional Game 1 v. Stanford)
1-3, 2 BB (Super Regional Game 2 v. Stanford)
3-5, 2 R, 1 RBI, 1 K, 1 2B (Super Regional Game 3 v. Stanford)
Tournament - .520/.552/.640
Vince Conde:
0-1, 2 R, 3 BB, 1 HBP (Regional Game 1 v. Xavier)
2-5, 1 R, 1 RBI, 1 K (Regional Game 2 v. Oregon)
0-4 (Regional Game 3 v. Oregon)
1-3, 1 RBI, 2 BB, 2 K (Super Regional Game 1 v. Stanford)
0-4, 1 R, 1 BB, 1 SB (Super Regional Game 2 v. Stanford)
3-5, 2 R, 2 RBI, 1 SB (Super Regional Game 3 v. Stanford)
Tournament - .273/.448/.273
Zander Wiel:
1-3, 2 RBI, 1 K, 1 HBP, 1 SF (Regional Game 1 v. Xavier)
1-5, 1 R, 1 RBI, 1 K (Regional Game 2 v. Oregon)
0-2, 1 R, 2 BB (Regional Game 3 v. Oregon)
1-3, 1 R, 2 RBI, 1 BB, 1 SB, 1 SF (Super Regional Game 1 v. Stanford)
2-4, 1 BB, 1 SB (Super Regional Game 2 v. Stanford)
1-5, 2 R, 2 RBI, 2 K, 1 2B, 1 SB (Super Regional Game 3 v. Stanford)
Tournament - .273/.379/.318
Xavier Turner:
2-4, 1 R, 3 RBI, 1 BB, 1 K, 1 2B (Regional Game 1 v. Xavier)
0-4, 1 K (Regional Game 2 v. Oregon)
0-3, 1 HPB (Regional Game 3 v. Oregon)
2-5, 1 R, 1 RBI, 2 SB (Super Regional Game 1 v. Stanford)
0-4, 2 RBI, 1 K, 1 HBP (Super Regional Game 2 v. Stanford)
1-3, 1 R, 1 RBI, 1 K, 1 HBP, 1 SF (Super Regional Game 3 v. Stanford)
Tournament - .217/.321/.261
Rhett Wiseman:
1-5, 1 R (Regional Game 1 v. Xavier)
2-4, 1 R, 1 RBI, 1 K, 2 2B (Regional Game 2 v. Oregon)
2-4, 1 K (Regional Game 3 v. Oregon)
1-4, 1 R, 1 RBI, 1 BB, 1 K, 1 SB (Super Regional Game 1 v. Stanford)
2-4, 1 R, 1 BB, 1 K, 2 2B (Super Regional Game 2 v. Stanford)
1-3, 1 RBI, 1 BB, 1 SH (Super Regional Game 3 v. Stanford)
Tournament - .375/.444/.542
John Norwood:
3-5, 1 R, 1 RBI, 1 K, 1 CS (Regional Game 1 v. Xavier)
2-4, 1 RBI, 1 K, 1 2B (Regional Game 2 v. Oregon)
0-4, 3K (Regional Game 3 v. Oregon)
1-4, 2 RBI, 1 BB, 2 K, 1 SB (Super Regional Game 1 v. Stanford)
1-3, 1 RBI, 1 BB (Super Regional Game 2 v. Stanford)
3-4, 2 R, 2 RBI, 1 2B, 1 SH, 1 SB (Super Regional Game 3 v. Stanford)
Tournament - .417/.462/.500
Nolan Rogers:
0-2, 1 R, 1 BB, 1 HBP (Regional Game 1 v. Xavier)
1-4, 1 R, 1 K (Regional Game 2 v. Oregon)
1-1, 1 R, 1 BB (Regional Game 3 v. Oregon)
0-1 (Super Regional Game 3 v. Stanford)
Tournament - .250/.455/.250
Jason Delay:
1-2, 3 R, 1 BB, 1 HBP (Regional Game 1 v. Xavier)
0-2, 1 K, 1 SH (Regional Game 3 v. Oregon)
1-5, 1 R, 3 K (Super Regional Game 1 v. Stanford)
1-3, 1 RBI, 2 BB (Super Regional Game 3 v. Stanford)
Tournament - .250/.438/.250
Karl Ellison:
1-3, 1 SH (Regional Game 2 v. Oregon)
0-0, 1 HBP (Regional Game 3 v. Oregon)
1-2, 2 R, 1 BB (Super Regional Game 1 v. Stanford)
0-4, 1 K (Super Regional Game 2 v. Stanford)
0-1 (Super Regional Game 3 v. Stanford)
Tournament - .200/.333/.200
Ro Coleman:
0-1 (Regional Game 1 v. Xavier)
1-1, 1 H, 1 RBI (Regional Game 3 v. Oregon)
1-1 (Super Regional Game 1 v. Stanford)
0-3, 1 BB, 1 CS (Super Regional Game 2 v. Stanford)
0-3 (Super Regional Game 3 v. Stanford)
Tournament - .222/.300/.222
Will Cooper:
0-1 (Regional Game 1 v. Xavier)
0-0 1 R (Pinch runner) (Regional Game 3 v. Oregon)
Tournament - .000/.000/.000
Pitchers
Starters:
Tyler Beede: (1-0, 4.26 ERA)
(Regional Game 1 v. Xavier) W (8-7) 8 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 2 BB, 14 K, 29 AB, 29 BF, 6 FO, 3 GO, 114 P
(Super Regional Game 1 v. Stanford) 4.7 IP, 5 H, 6 R, 6 ER, 4 BB, 2 K, 18 AB, 26 BF, 6 FO, 6 GO, 105 P
Carson Fulmer: (1-0, 3.77 ERA)
(Regional Game 2 v. Oregon) W (6-1) 8 IP, 3 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 2 BB, 5 K, 1 WP, 1 HBP, 26 AB, 30 BF, 6 FO, 13 GO, 122 P, 1 E
(Super Regional Game 2 v. Stanford) 6.3 IP, 7 H, 4 R, 4 ER, 0 BB, 9 K, 1 HBP, 25 AB, 27 BF, 4 FO, 5 GO, 101 P
Walker Buehler: (1-0, 3.00 ERA)
(Regional Game 3 v. Oregon) W (11-2) 9 IP, 6 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 1 BB, 8 K, 1 WP, 3 HBP, 29 AB, 32 BF, 8 FO, 9 GO, 127
(Super Regional Game 3 v. Stanford) 3 IP, 7 H, 4 R, 2 ER, 0 BB, 5 K, 17 AB, 17 BF, 2 FO, 2 G, 63 P
Relievers:
Hayden Stone: (1-0, 0.00 ERA)
(Super Regional Game 3 v. Stanford) W (2-0) 6 IP, 3 H, 1 R, 0 ER, 2 BB, 8 K, 1 WP, 21 AB, 24 BF, 7 FO, 4 GO, 85 P
Tyler Ferguson: (1-0, 0.00 ERA)
(Super Regional Game 1 v. Stanford) W (8-3) 2.7 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 3 BB, 5 K, 10 AB, 13 BF, 2 FO, 1 GO, 53 P
Brian Miller: (0-0, 0.00 ERA)
(Super Regional Game 1 v. Stanford) 1.7 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 1 K, 5 AB, 5 BF, 1 FO, 3 GO, 17 P
(Super Regional Game 2 v. Stanford) 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 0 K, 3 AB, 3 BF, 1 FO, 2 GO, 8 P
Adam Ravenelle: (0-1, 6.75 ERA)
(Regional Game 2 v. Oregon) 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 0 K, 3 AB, 3 BF, 1 FO, 2 GO, 5 P
(Super Regional Game 2 v. Stanford) L (3-2) 0.3 IP, 1 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 0 BB, 1 K, 2 AB, 2 BF, 8 P
T.J. Pecoraro: (0-0, 0.00 ERA)
(Regional Game 1 v. Xavier) 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 1 K, 3 AB, 4 BF, 1 FO, 1 GO, 12 P
Jared Miller: (0-0, 0.00 ERA)
(Super Regional Game 2 v. Stanford) 0.7 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 0 K, 2 AB, 2 BF, 1 GO, 5 P