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Ferguson Saves Us All: Vandy 11 - Stanford 6

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Sweet sassy molassy, get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rubdown, as the Commodores beat the Cardinal 11-6!!!

Tyler Ferguson, savior.
Tyler Ferguson, savior.

Tyler Beede opened strong, but in my book, you've got to get to White Castle before the weirdos show up.

In the 4th, Beede began to show signs of struggling, and in the 5th, he completely unraveled, turning a 10-2 lead into a 10-6 nightmare.  He told Stanford, "I am not going to pay a lot for this muffler," but Stanford said, "Sweet sassy molassy, you are going to pay a lot, and the cost is going to be pro-hibitive."

With bases loaded and 2 outs, Tyler Ferguson managed to get out of the inning unscathed, and then went happy-go-jacky on Stanford's lineup.

Sweet sassy molassy!

Brian Miller came in for the last 5 outs and left Stanford like a fat girl waving a trophy from the smell contest.

Stu-manji!

Lord Sweet Pappy Johnson with an erection, we'll be back!

*In my exuberance, I can only communicate as Ray Romano on SNL hosting SportsCenter in the late 90s.