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Phil Steele's "Teams That Fit The National Championship Mold" Includes Vanderbilt

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WE HURTLE PAST THE FINAL MINUTE OF THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK AT .99999c

DEAL WITH IT
DEAL WITH IT
Don McPeak-US PRESSWIRE

These are interesting times. Global warming climate change. The war on terror. The return of Jack Bauer for less than a full 24 hours. VANDERBILT FOOTBALL ANCHORING DOWN ON YOUR FACE LIKE CRAZY.

That's right. Phil Steele has vetted NCAA Football. He's whittled it down to the fourteen teams he thinks are capable of winning the national championship:

  1. Alabama Crimson Tide
  2. Florida Gators
  3. Florida St. Seminoles
  4. LSU Tigers
  5. Michigan Wolverines
  6. North Carolina Tar Heels
  7. Northwestern Wildcats
  8. Notre Dame Fighting Irish
  9. Ohio St. Buckeyes
  10. Oregon Ducks
  11. South Carolina Gamecocks
  12. Stanford Cardinal
  13. Texas A&M Aggies
  14. Vanderbilt Commodores

BATTLE STATIONS EVERYONE. WE HAVE GONE TO PLAID. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

A new dawn is upon us. A foundation has been laid and Coach Franklin has begun to build an altar worthy of our most passionate worship. The college football apocalypse is drawing ever so near. Coach Franklin will have his reckoning. It cannot be stopped.

ANCHOR DOWN.

Everyone else? WELCOME TO HELL.