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These are interesting times. Global warming climate change. The war on terror. The return of Jack Bauer for less than a full 24 hours. VANDERBILT FOOTBALL ANCHORING DOWN ON YOUR FACE LIKE CRAZY.
That's right. Phil Steele has vetted NCAA Football. He's whittled it down to the fourteen teams he thinks are capable of winning the national championship:
- Alabama Crimson Tide
- Florida Gators
- Florida St. Seminoles
- LSU Tigers
- Michigan Wolverines
- North Carolina Tar Heels
- Northwestern Wildcats
- Notre Dame Fighting Irish
- Ohio St. Buckeyes
- Oregon Ducks
- South Carolina Gamecocks
- Stanford Cardinal
- Texas A&M Aggies
- Vanderbilt Commodores
BATTLE STATIONS EVERYONE. WE HAVE GONE TO PLAID. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
A new dawn is upon us. A foundation has been laid and Coach Franklin has begun to build an altar worthy of our most passionate worship. The college football apocalypse is drawing ever so near. Coach Franklin will have his reckoning. It cannot be stopped.
ANCHOR DOWN.
Everyone else? WELCOME TO HELL.