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Breaking News Tyrin Lawrence returning to Vanderbilt. And there was much rejoicing.

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By VandyFanwithaTie
Note the energizing bolt of lightning bursting forth from the name, like Athena from the son of Kronos' head.
Note the energizing bolt of lightning bursting forth from the name, like Athena from the son of Kronos' head.

Haven't looked at the line yet. Don't care what it is. Vandy is going to win this game by at least a touchdown. Assuming we aren't more than a 10 point favorite, bet on us. 

Why? Two words: Big East. We aren't losing to a Big East team. In football. Or basketball. (N.B. Go @#(*&$ yourself, 2007 Georgetown. That was, and always will be, a walk.)

More importantly, today's game time drink: Diet Mt. Dew and cheap Norwegian Vodka. Only because I couldn't find any Diet Mt. Lightning. 

Other important picks: LSU and the Over. Alabama and the Under. 

Game prediction: Commies with two 100 yard rushers. Larry has no turnovers. One VU defensive or special teams score. Krause blows up (hopefully in a metaphorically good way, not a literal, or metaphorically bad, way).

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