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Non-Gambling Insight
Non-Gambling Insight

The spread is the Commies by 6. Smart Money says: 

Don't touch this one. The best payoff bet here is Florida on the money line. That would require betting on Florida which would cause you to lose your soul. As a fan of the afterlife, I'd avoid this one, Daniel Webster. 

Betting Recommendation: Find a slightly intoxicated Florida fan and bet him straight up. I'm looking at you, Teebus.