It's been around for more than a century, but no one under 35 drinks it. Behold, the latent crappiness of Michelob, a beer that was originally brewed for connoisseurs and now marketed to "Cool Dads" across America.
After more than five years of development, it flew exactly once, for approximately one mile. Behold, the Hughes H-4 Hercules:
Red Lobster lost an average of $1.1 million per month over a short span in 2003, and it had one crustacean to blame for their losses - the snow crab.
It's been around for more than a century, but no one under 35 drinks it. Behold, the latent crappiness of Michelob, a beer that was originally brewed for connoisseurs and now marketed to "Cool Dads" across America.
After more than five years of development, it flew exactly once, for approximately one mile. Behold, the Hughes H-4 Hercules:
Red Lobster lost an average of $1.1 million per month over a short span in 2003, and it had one crustacean to blame for their losses - the snow crab.
Schadenfreude Fridays: Adult burgers, Hulk Hogan, and abandoning the Meat'Normous. Wile away the summer days with us reflecting on some of the greatest American fast food failures of the past two decades.
Schadenfreude Fridays: The King Can Taste Test, Watermelon Edition. We drink awful things and review them for your pleasure, all thanks to the dog days of college sports.
Schadenfreude Thursdays: Bobby Petrino's Texts to Jessica Dorell from before the Arkansas/Vanderbilt game. Did Coach Petrino end up wasted on Hpnotiq before the Vandy matchup?...we'll never know for sure.
To help Commodores across the nation deal with the pain of fresh losses and the lingering memories of historic ones, we've instituted Schadenfreude Fridays. The aim here is to comfort Vanderbilt's...
Schadenfraude Wednesdays: Miami's screwed, does that mean the ACC is vulnerable for a raid? Will probable sanctions for the Hurricanes make the ACC's other teams more likely to jump ship to the SEC?
Non-Schadenfreude Fridays: Vanderbilt Quarterback Jordan Rodgers Is... A look at the junior QB's awesome Twitter feed.
Schadenfreude Fridays: The Awesome Failings of the Ultimate Warrior
Schadenfreude Fridays: Failed Soft Drinks. OK Soda paved the way for Pibb Ice, which paved the way for Four Loko...
Schadenfreude Fridays -- So hardcore they show up in search engines under "death row inmate blogs". Major props to Train Island. Following him on Twitter is better than Last Meal.
Schadenfreude Fridays: The King Can Taste Test (Part I?). Colt 45, Camo Black Ice and something called 'Stack'. What you should and shouldn't drink before the Vanderbilt spring game.
Schadenfreude Fridays - a look at Elite XC's downfall. Was the MMA promotion more poorly managed than Vanderbilt football?
Are you guys getting the subtlety here? It's hard to spot. To help Commodores across the nation deal with the pain of fresh losses and the lingering memories of historic ones, we've got a special...
Schadenfraude Fridays. Instead of reflecting on Vandy's loss to Northwestern, let's talk about some terrible video games to make us all feel better.
Schadenfraude Fridays: A look at the Las Vegas Posse - either America's worst, or best, professional football team.
