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"The horror. The horror." -Kurtz (Conrad, Joseph. Heart of Darkness)
The Vanderbilt Commodores opened the game with a long, dominating drive for a touchdown. It was completely downhill from there as poor execution, poor play-calling, and poor attitudes all conspired to collectively and repeatedly punch Vanderbilt in the gut on the way to defeat, to say nothing of Northwestern's hard-fought and deserved victory.
In lieu of any recap (too many horrors to list), I invite everyone to the first (and hopefully last) airing of grievances of the football season in the comments.