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Did anybody else get this email this morning?

GREETINGS AND BLESSINGS UPON YOU MY FRIEND. I AM MR DR DAVID HART, DIERECTOR OF THE ATHLETICS AT THE TENNESSEE KNOXVILLE UNIVERSITY. I AM CHARGED WITH LOCATING ONE WHO HAS A SURNAME SIMILAR TO YOURS BUT OTHERWISE UNKNOWN WHO IS TO BECOME THE MANAGER OF FOOTBALL COACHING AND PROMISED THE SUM OF FOUR (4) MILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS. THIS SUM WAS DUE TO BE PAID TO HON. ATTY. DEREK DOOLEY ESQ PRIOR TO HIS UNTIMELY DISAPPEARANCE WHILE INVOLVED IN A NAVAL TRANSACTION AND THE MONEY RECOVERED BY A PIRATE COMMODORE AND HIS FLEET.

INDIVIDUALS WHO WERE CONTACTED FOR THIS POSITION HAVE BEENUNABLE TO TAKE RECEIPT OF THE MONIES INVOLVED AND THE URGENCY IS GREAT, AS WE NEEDA PARTNER WHO IS CAPABLE OF DISCRETION AND LOYALTY. YOU WILL NEED ONLY TO PROVIDE AN ACCOUNT INTO WHICH THE MONEY MAY BE WIRED AND ALSO YOUR OWN TROUSERS IN THE COLOR ORANGE OF AN APPROPRIATE FIT OR NOT AS DESIRABLE BY YOU. MUST BE A STRONG MAN, OR POSSESS OWN FEDORA, OR BE WILLING TO WORK MONDAY NIGHTS, OR BE OF THE AGE OF FORTY YEARS AND A GROWN MALE PERSON.

THANK YOU AND MAY GOD SHELTER YOU FROM WHAT IS TO COME. ALL GOOD BLESSINGS, MR DR DAVE HART, DIRECTOR ATHLETICS, THE KNOXVILLE TENNESSEE UNIVERSITY OF VOLUNTEERS

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