Jordan Rodgers provides Army with the nightmare fuel that will haunt their coming matchup with the Commodores. The costume would be bad enough without that pose, right? I can't even make a "weirdest boner" joke right now. Add your own captions and potential JR nicknames in the comments section. Right now I'm leading towards "Lord Inappropriate" or "Uncle Creepy." Also, yes, this is a Halloween costume shot that Rodgers posted to Twitter. Definitely earning the title of most hilarious Vanderbilt quarterback of all time.