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Vanderbilt Decides to Suck the Last Bit of Dignity Out of Their Coaching Search by Announcing James Franklin via Facebook.

I created this website in hopes that, one day, mediocre football programs everywhere could announce their coaching hires to the masses of apathetic teenagers worldwide.

Over the past week we've had to wonder if Vanderbilt's Board of Directors were acting like children in the midst of a muddled head coach search for their beleaguered football team. It turns out a more accurate description would have been teenagers.

The university has decided to strip any shred of legitimacy from its coaching search by making their official hiring announcement on the school's Facebook wall. While other SEC schools use press conferences on ESPN or other networks to generate excitement and inform the masses over their latest decisions, Vandy will be resorting to the preferred medium for my 16-year-old cousin to post her Gym-Tan-Laundry updates. Just like that, the joke that was the Commodore Head Coach hunt transitioned to punchline, and the voices you hear laughing are coming from the other schools in the SEC.

The swing in legitimacy is stunning. Just five days ago Vanderbilt fans were holding their heads up proudly as reports of an impending Gus Malzahn hire swirled. Then, in the course of 24 hours, pride turned into doubt, then depression, and then finally resignation that we were, in fact, dealing with the "same old Vandy." When James Franklin popped up in rumors a bit of the optimism returned, but the hopes that the new coach would be able to turn around the losing culture of Vanderbilt football had been dimmed. Now, in the face of Franklin's impending announcement via Facebook, it seems as though those aspirations have been extinguished altogether.

The problem isn't hiring a moderately successful assistant from a moderately successful program. It's the fact that we're treating the position like the ignored stepchild of the SEC. By making the first official announcement of Franklin's employment on Facebook, the university is raising a white flag to the rest of the conference. The administration is essentially telling the SEC "Don't worry about us. We have no ambition to be like any of you." It's a terrible message to send for fans, students, and potential recruits. In the world's biggest stage for college football, the Commodores are meekly shuffling aside and avoiding the spotlight.

The hope that followed the Gus Malzahn rumors was based in the idea that he would be able to come in and turn around a culture that had accepted losing as the norm. That hope still exists in Franklin's hiring but using a social network, regardless of popularity,  to announce his position is a step backward in reversing that culture. When the standard insults and hate came in backlash of the Malzahn hire, Vandy fans could brush it off thanks to the idea that the university was newly committed to building a legitimate football program. Now, instead of brushing off the Malzahn circus and coming back stronger, Vanderbilt is turning their coaching search into the SEC's biggest joke of the offseason. For most fans, it's a struggle just to be apathetic in the face of such embarrassment.

Things got so bad that now we're getting crap from the few schools that we used to be able to look down on. A friend of mine - a former kicker at Duke - made it a point to bust my balls about Vanderbilt's upcoming Facebook announcement. When I responded brimming with excitement about hiring an Offensive Coordinator who gained fewer yards per game than the Blue Devils, he responded with "Come on now, there are other teams to pick on."

Unfortunately, there aren't. Not when you're Vanderbilt.

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still having normal press conference too

I really don’t think the Facebook announcement is that big of a deal. I think it is just strategy to try to keep students involved and enthusiastic about Vandy football (obv. a work in progress). They are still having a normal press conference just like every once else in the league does.

by Club Cashville on Dec 17, 2010 11:30 AM EST reply actions  

Right

But the first official announcement is coming through the Facebook wall. And that’s what’s generating press. Not that we have a new coach, but that we’re the only school desperate enough to announce the decision that fans have been waiting all week for via Facebook. That’s something Franklin is going to be associated with throughout his tenure at Vandy, and that sucks for him.

by Christian D'Andrea on Dec 17, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

FWIW

Vandy isn’t breaking any new ground with the Facebook thing:

I think if it was any other school in the SEC, people woulnd’t be making a big deal of it. But I guess that is sorta the point you are making too.

Either way, I’m glad this coaching search crap is over.

by Club Cashville on Dec 17, 2010 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Seconded.

Basketball returns Saturday. I’ll be happy just to focus on that for a while.

by Christian D'Andrea on Dec 17, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Our coaching search, as drive from our own 20

1) Hail Mary to the end zone, glancing off the receiver’s fingertips, probable interference but no flag.
2) Fullback plunge up the middle.
3) Fullback plunge up the middle.
4) Fake field goal from 80 yards, kicker’s eyes bug out, attempt to punt ball away, blocked back into the end zone for touchdown.

All it lacks is the Benny Hill music underneath.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Dec 17, 2010 11:31 AM EST reply actions  

Season tickets

In other news, over 45,000 Vanderbilt fans have pledged to discontinue their season tickets even though the stadium holds 39k.

by Dore09 on Dec 17, 2010 11:38 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Haha

Seriously, these people kept their tickets for CRC, but CJF shows up and they’re out!

These people watched Ted Cain offense for what 7 years? But James Franklin is the thing they won’t accept?

by The Goche on Dec 17, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

PS

Lose the glasses Franklin.. we’re already nerdy enough.

by Dore09 on Dec 17, 2010 11:44 AM EST reply actions  

I like the facebook announcement.

Vandy continues to go against the grain with its athletic program and I like it. I also like Franklin. His most lauded qualities are recruiting, relentless work ethic and respect for academia. And I find men that have worked for really fat men for any length of time often are very hungry.

I always go first half - coffee, second half - beer, because In LA, the games start at 10:00 a.m.

by Drubaru on Dec 17, 2010 12:15 PM EST reply actions  

Hah.

I like Franklin as well. I think he’ll need a good and innovative OC on his staff, but I think he can be successful here. His track record for developing players is pretty solid, and I’m looking forward to see what he can do with a core of 3-star recruits over the next two years.

by Christian D'Andrea on Dec 17, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

HABEMUS COACHAM. (white smoke rises over McGugin Hall)

At this point, I’m willing to look past how we got here and celebrate that we arrived at all. Then again, I’m already into the Maker’s and it’s only 9:30 here. Do I get demerits for prioritizing a Kentucky bourbon over a (state of) Tennessee whiskey?

Good luck CJF. Make us smile. =)

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Dec 17, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you get the gift pack with the dipped Christmas ornament?

I want to buy it everytime I’m at the grocery store, but already expended my whiskey budget on bottles of Bulleit and Blanton’s for the month.

by Christian D'Andrea on Dec 17, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's hoping.

Bottom line, we’re all in a post-Gus hangover. But, CBJ was a good hire. At least a step forward. I want to trust this is the next step. The fact that the VU athletic program is in its best overall situation since I’ve been following combined with the fact that Gus was option one, it gives me hope that the admin is thinking right.

Now, I’m going to start focusing all of my energy on getting to the Final Four with the most exciting, potential-filled bball team I’ve seen since ’92.

I always go first half - coffee, second half - beer, because In LA, the games start at 10:00 a.m.

by Drubaru on Dec 17, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree totally… what a mess.

Valued customer of Boris' Baseball Boutique

by VivaLosBravos on Dec 17, 2010 12:38 PM EST reply actions  

Nuts on the table.

I really hope he pulls out a “We’re going to beat Tennessee next year” at this press conference. That would count as his first win. The more we can get UT fans to hate this guy, the better. And it might make most of our fans realize we don’t have to be such P-wads.

by ZeroPointZero on Dec 17, 2010 1:20 PM EST reply actions  

agree as long as it doesn’t sound Lane Kiffin and his weak Rocky Top line

by Dore09 on Dec 17, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah Kiffin’s problem was that everyone already knew who he was… the guy who just got a nationally televised castration from Al Davis.

by ZeroPointZero on Dec 17, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

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