Bloggywo: Coach Klein to accept offer
Minutes after hearing that Gus Malzahn denied Vanderbilt's lucrative contract offer, Vice Chancellor David Williams announced to the Commodore Nation that he will welcome Coach Klein, their second choice, with open arms. "We want to thank Coach Klein for putting up with this long drawn out mess," stated Williams.
Coach Klein is fresh off his 1999 Bourbon bowl win with the upstart South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs, and is happy to start work with the Commodores. He plans on hitting the recruiting trail once the deal is finalized.
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I'll tell you what, though
these two have an eye for talent. Plus drunk cheerleaders everywhere. Could be a good turn for the program.
good work
does anyone doubt that they couldve done equally well as RC and company did this year? I mean, seriously? if not better?
All kidding aside...
If David Williams hired them to head up our program next year, I’d be thrilled – as long as they all stayed in character. Jerry Van Dyke might be dead, but if so, we can just use old footage from the non-reality version of the show. It’s not like it would hurt anything. It would be a lot more fun to go 2-10 with these guys than with Robbie Caldwell.
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Coach thumps on bench; Spirit of Gold plays “At the Hop”
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Klein's contract at SCLSU is Iron Clad
We’re going in this direction instead:

GOD DAMMIT BILLY BOB
by Christian D'Andrea on Dec 13, 2010 4:27 PM EST reply actions
FML!!! Please tell me I'm just being dumb & not getting the joke!
"There are going to be days when you think you've got no more to give and then you're going to give plenty more. You are going to have pride and class. You are going to be very special. You are going to win the national championship for the University of Alabama." - Coach Paul Bear Bryant
Look closely at the picture
You might recognize the coach, as well as the linebacker holding the tray of water next to him.
Omg, I see. I got on my computer to look - before I was on my phone
Ok, so what’s the deal? We still don’t really know for sure? I’m so depressed I might leave work early due to a “family emergency”
"There are going to be days when you think you've got no more to give and then you're going to give plenty more. You are going to have pride and class. You are going to be very special. You are going to win the national championship for the University of Alabama." - Coach Paul Bear Bryant
Well, come on VCDW - GIVE ME A REASON NOT TO KILL MY AUBURN MOTHER!
"There are going to be days when you think you've got no more to give and then you're going to give plenty more. You are going to have pride and class. You are going to be very special. You are going to win the national championship for the University of Alabama." - Coach Paul Bear Bryant
Nice,
make sure he gets “His” play book back from that coach over at UL—don’t call me Lafayette. lol
"When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous F**k-It Bucket - a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. ("When s*** brings you down, just say 'f*** it,' and eat yourself some motherf****** candy.")"
— David Sedaris

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